Baron Von Waffle- Is a dishwasher and in his spare time a bard. He lives in servant's quarters near the kitchen. Full Description
Blaze- Found tied up in wires in gravity's room without any pants on. Aspires to be the Castle photographer, especially where women are involved.
BetaMantis- Lurking somewhere in the castle, likely with his pockets full of whatever food he lately liberated. Has a small pet Mantis. Full Description
Brian- Entertainment Coordinator for the multi room entertainment area. He lives in a 20X20 room in the entertainment wing of the castle.
BtEO- Small room next to the garage. We don't know what he is up to in there.
CutieCorey- Her room is in the Antiquities wing where she is assitant to undertow and FreakForFinalFantasy.
Daemonfly- Workshop guy who is a bit clumsy. Don't worry fingers grow back.
Doc Forest- Castle Butler who has an odd ability to teleport as a result of a lab accident. Full Description
Dreamer- Worshiper of the Beer who works alongside Rors at the Tavern. Sleeps where ever he falls. Is in charge of Drafting the Constitution.
Elemental Behind an unobtrusive looking bookcase is the door to his alchemical lab. If you ever want to borrow a console gaming system see him.
Elric- Mid-level room set with a study, some lab space and perhaps a sitting room... watch out for sparks with this one.
elroy- Gate guard in Phong's forces. He dwells in a barracks room not far from the stables.
estelahe- Healer in the infirmary and sometimes teacher. Has a room with lots of books, candles, and a hamster.
EvilPanda- Has a first floor set of rooms with a dojo.
FreakForFinalFantasy- Wishes to reside in the Library. I suggest chambers adjacent to the common library. NO, you can't have all the water you want. That would make books mouldy.
FrozenFlames- An alchemist of sorts who makes potions. She can be found wandering around somewhere near JonnWood.
furre- Has a very secret room in the castle and does NOT want you all bothering him. His room contains the very rare and beautiful lala.
Geoffrey with-a-G- Village idiot who is trying to build his friend George out of hair. His only skill is sweeping. He has been looking for the castle for a long time. He has some...odd...martial arts skills. Full Description
Gikk- Maid's Quarters in the castle proper. Gardening assistant to MissCheetah and a castle Maid.
Gowerlypuff- Has a purple room that is well decorated and lit with candles. He is the Choir Director. See him if you wish to be in it.
gravity- "Lain room" Hers is one of the many castle rooms but with a very special design scheme. Fear her Winged Bishie Boy Room and Rabid Tentacle Chamber. Bad N00bs go there. Watch out for her Tachikoma. I gather its some big robotic thing so should be easy to avoid.
Greg Dean- After his adventures in the moat dealing with gnibbly crocks he has decided that it's good to be the King. We all seem to agree.
Grimwatch- Is the resident castle bard and dwells in a room with a steel reinforced door. You people scare him.
HemiCuda- Room not too far from the Garage where he is a mechanic.
Iggz- Thinks he is King and seems to be taking a suite for one.
Il Palazzo Sama- Lives in a closet and is the Official Messanger for the President. He is MOSTLY human.
iMav- Operator of the local radio station, filling the airwaves with good tunes and communist propaganda... erm... news. Broadcasts from somewhere in a tower. Resides in a mid sized room somewhere on the roof. Always up for fun, as long as it doesn't involve work.
Infin8Cyn- After standing outside complaining that he does not have a room, Infin has finally taken over a nice suite of first floor rooms with a decidedly techie theme.
Jedi Vader- Little dojo style room full of odd bits of tech stuff. Call him in the middle of the night when you can't fix your comp or get your game to run. His car is a Panda Toyota AE86 Trueno w/ 4AGE Turbo with a loud stereo system.
JonnWood- Second floor room with a teleporter. Not sure I can help him with keeping away from gravity.
klork-Has a suite of rooms inside the hangar where he keeps a collection of cars and aircraft. I think he has been reading too many Clive Cussler novels.
Long Quan- Ninja who knows sneaky ninja from their past.
Leeloo- Sneaky castle peseant worker living in a room on the top floor who schemes ways to rise to the top. Also a twi-lek dancer.
Cirdan_00- Lacky of Leeloo and a member of the Palidins.
Lunatic Jedi- Our resident nutcase. He lives in a room with lots of cardboard turrets. He tried to add guns but we loaded them with blanks. Shhhhhh. He also has robot minions. Beware. Well known for his insane giggle of DOOM.
MissLegs-Leathery winged, long haired, 10" high, red kitchen imp with a penchant for turing into a rat as well as other mischief. Char name is Darkestra.
M.Mushahi- Works in the castle armory as a weapons tech. I suppose he is content with a room in the barracks.
Mo0- Lives in an odd castle room that seems like a closet at first glance. We keep teasing him about coming out of the closet. *huggles Mo0* He is the official caffiene supplier.
Nekra- Half elven ranger with blue hair. When around he dwells in the barracks.
Ohnogdzilla- Small room in the inner castle. Official Mover of Things. If you want your room arranged call him.
Quietus- Was a traveling jerky saleman who has settled at the castle to make tasty treats for all. Full Description
Salvation112- Runs the Music conservatory and lives in a suite adjacent to it.
SamSim- Is currently in negotiations with tower dwellers for observatory space. I suggest talking to Princess Aurora.
Seir- Castle chef who has been assigned rooms near the kitchen adjacent to the castle herb garden.
Shyknight- Has a room in the barracks and is a captain of sneaky ninja's ninja guards. I suspect his uniform involves a shirt used in an unconventional way.
sneaky ninja- Room adjacent to the courtyard where our resident castle ninja protector can practice her deadly arts. Cute but don't piss her off. As a side job she helps out Accer with the critters. Has a small escape cabin for when LAN parties or life gets too rowdy.
StarDeath88- Lives in a room in the Entertainment wing where he is apprentice to the Entertainment Overseer Brian.
Terrene- Random castle room that so far has not been described.
The Fey- Southeast facing castle room where she can watch the sunrise and moonrise. She has a small sleeping balcony with a nice railing to keep her from going splat.
TheRubberBandMan- Lives on the ground floors so that he does not have to walk much. He won't be visiting you tower dwellers. Has a huge wall mount flat panel monitor.
undertow antediluvian- Lives in the Antiquities wing in a room dominated by musty tomes and ancient knick knacks. He is Keeper of Antiquities. See him when you wish a good cup of tea for he is also the Keeper of the Tea Stores, well the GOOD tea anyway. Full Description
Vektor T. Gecko- Lives in a single story, gecko infested, dwelling on the grounds of the castle. Multiple satelite uplinks and a high capacity data line.
Yellow13: JCombat Pilot and aircraft designer in Commander Phong's forces. He currently has a room in the Barracks.

YH: Jester. We are not sure where exactly he lives though. Try not to trip on him if you find him sleeping in a corner.

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